Demented and Sad — But Social
I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to the ITPT community-at-large. I have intimidated, cajoled, threatened, and bullied some of you in a desperate attempt to win you over to my side. I have...
View ArticleWhy Don’t We Do It in the Facebook?
Of the six candidates vying to lead the RNC, no one is more prepared to take on this thing we call “social media” like incumbent chairman Mike Duncan. “We have to do it in the Facebook, with the...
View ArticleMr. Speaker, I Presume?
On Friday night I stopped by a happy hour for the lovely Karen Brooks, who is leaving the Dallas Morning News to become digital executive editor for KXAN.com. I have since asked Evan if he would add...
View ArticleDefend Glenn Beck’s Right to Act Like a Moron!
On Monday, conservative pundit Glenn Beck used his talk show on Fox News to cry like a baby about the advertising boycott, organized by the African American political advocacy group Color of Change and...
View ArticleFacebook Hurts. But You Don’t Have To.
Lately I feel like I should preface every post with “No. Seriously. I’m not making this up. I’m not that good.” Take this headline (please). Depressed Woman Loses Benefits After Facebook Post in Which...
View ArticleEverybody’s Working For the Weekend
For those of you who are unemployed, I have good news. The Senate has finally passed the $15 billion Democratic jobs bill to help create jobs so your future employer should be contacting you soon. Make...
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They Shoot Democrats, Don’t They?
I’m even more obsessed with Sarah Palin lately because I’m nearing the end of Game Change and they’re talking about how “mentally unstable” she is. And I’m like, oh please, so she sits around with a...
View ArticleContempt of Court
I don’t know if you’ve heard but NBC is canceling Law & Order. Which means that my lifelong dream of writing for them is now dead. I think I’ll just add that to my file of “lifelong dreams now...
View ArticleI’m Your Biggest Fan, I’ll Follow You Until You Love Me
(Apologies for the late posting. I mistakenly thought today was Memorial Day and was out sunning myself and drinking chilled rose in my backyard.) Will the liberal media STOP AT NOTHING to bring down...
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Stacked in the USSR
Are you kidding me? This is what Russian spies look like? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Anna Chapman, one of the Russian secret agents arrested Monday on conspiracy charges. When I think of...
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Somebody Make a Fatwa Sandwich!
Does anyone else think that the world has taken as much stupid as it can handle and everything’s going to come to a screeching halt? This is what keeps me up at night, along with my neighbor’s cat’s...
View ArticleYouth is Wasted on The Facebook
So I was reading my Vanity Fair last night, mostly so I could rip out the pages of Lindsay Lohan posing as Betty Draper as Grace Kelly and fashion them into spitballs, when I came across the article...
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